New York, NY – On the heels of the success of games like Wii Sports and Wii Fit, Japanese game creator Nintendo is currently working on a new game to enhance the sexual experience of the players by providing step-by-step interactive instructions and feedback to ‘get them in the mood’. Wii Foreplay is expected to hit retailers this fall just in time for Christmas giving.
“It was a natural progression to get into the gratification category,” said Director of Product Development, Neil D’Mavio. “Lack of quality foreplay is just another societal issue we can solve with a fun game.”
Wii Sports has been credited with getting kids off the couch and moving around. The interactive games are designed to engage players and reward them for the lifelike actions performed via their onscreen avatars. Wii Foreplay takes this gaming model to the next level, engaging two or more players on screen and off. There is also a solo/practice mode.
“No longer will your girlfriend be in the awkward position of giving you the blow-by-blow on how and where to stimulate her,” said industry analyst. On screen coaches will gently lead players to the left. Other programmed responses include, faster, slower, and not even close.
Porn industry analysts stated Thursday that they don’t expect Wii Foreplay to interfere with existing video products in the self-gratification sector.