NEW YORK – In this seemingly logical age of science and technology, it would come as a shock to most to find that recently “Magic” has been inducted into the Stock Market as a commodity.
The decision was made earlier this week with one anonymous representative saying: “People are depressed and confused, they need something to believe in and put their money in. We felt that Magic had a lot of potential on the market.”
They could not have been more right! Scientists recently introduced “Magic” into the Periodic Table and in a press release had this to say: “The Element of Magic while rare, has a lot to offer people who want to believe it exists. Everything from a better economy to shooting lightning from your hands. You know, pretty much whatever you want.”
The response to this new commodity has been overwhelming, the price exploded during early trading and settled around $280 per share by closing. While the price of oil fell to nearly 0.30 cents per barrel with many investors speculating that “Magic” will soon fuel our vehicles much in the same way it currently fuels our imaginations.
Currently the majority of Magic is being produced in Disney land and J.K Rowling’s bank account, however many other companies are looking to compete in the emerging industry of Magic Production. Microsoft is already planning a late 2008 opening for their own Magic Refinery which will draw its product directly from the gaping, black, void of evil inside the hearts of its employees. Insiders have already leaked that Microsoft is planning a “Service Pack 1” for their refinery in the first quarter of 09′.
We’ll continue to monitor this developing story in the days and weeks to come and are eager to see just how Magic fairs against “Hope” and “Dreams” when they open for trading next month.