Coming soon to a theater near you …
It’s the story of the Fannie Mae bailout set to the music of ABBA, with lyrics by Federal Reserve Chairman Ben Bernanke and choreography by Treasury Secretary Henry Paulson.
Act I
1. Overture / Overextended
2. “Help Me, Help Me”
3. “We’re Out Of Money, Money, Money”
4. “Thank You for the Money”
5. “Fannie Mia!”
6. “Going Bananas”
7. “Financing Queen”
8. “Lay All Your Cash on Me”
9. “Stupor Trouper”
10. “Gimme! Gimme! Gimme! (A Man After Mortgages)”
11. “The Name of the Game is Bailout”
12. ” Voulez-Vous …What Would The French Do?”
Act II
1. The Intermission Wasn’t Long Enough
2. “Under-funded”
3. “One Of Us Is Lying”
4. “S.O.S. – Not The Soap Pad”
5. “Does Your Broker Know?”
6. “Owing Me, Owing You”
7. “Our Last Payment”
8. “Slipping Out The Back Door”
9. “The CEO Takes It All”
10. “Take a House on Me”
11. “I Do, I Do. I Did? I Will? I Said That?”
12. “I Have a Scheme”
Encores
1. “Fannie Mia!”
2. “Financing Queen”
3. “Waterloo Was Easier”