CLEVELAND, OH – Children attending the Block-N-Roll Hall of Fame Day Care center in Cleveland, Ohio, were asked to put down their blocks, pick up their crayons and predict what jobs they would like to have when they graduate from college in the year 2025. Kids wearing “My Daddy Belongs To The UAW” T-shirts were told to pretend their daddies will be able to afford to send them to college. Here are some of the careers Generation Z+3 see themselves in and a few explanations for their choices:
Rich guy
Rich woman
Son of rich guy (child always in “time-out”)
Married to rich guy
Married to gay rich guy
Bodyguard for rich guy (Dad’s in UAW)
Lobbyist (Dad’s in jail)
Pro basketball player (exchange student from Lithuania)
Pro bowler (not an exchange student)
Smart rich guy who bails out dumb rich guys
Dumb rich guy who gets richer after being bailed out by not-so-smart rich guy
First woman president (girl named Hillary)
First transgender president (someone named Hillary)
First goofy-looking president with hot wife (nephew of Dennis Kucinich)
First goofy-looking president with hot husband (niece of Dennis Kucinich)
Inventor of solar-powered mechanical heart (exchange student from India)
Inventor of solar-powered brewery (not an exchange student)
Day care center owner (child of day care center owner)
Inventor of cure for diaper rash (child still not potty trained)
Britney Spears (child who refuses to wear pants)