RENO, NEVADA — Panty Credit Services (PCS) rolled out its new line of credit card processing undergarments this week at the Sex Workers Technology Conference. The new technology allows erotic dance performers to accept payment via credit or debit card instead of the old fasthion cash-in-the-gstring method. Busy dancers no longer need to bend and stoop to collect bills from excited customers. With just a twist of the hips, electronic data is captured through the crotch collection center and transmitted to the PCS transaction clearinghouse.
Dancer Stormy Sunshine loves her new panties. “It’s like SOOO much better than those nasty one dollar bills. Currency is so dirty, right?” Others stripper polled remarked on the extensive variety of colors and embellishments available. But dancers should move quickly – red satin and blue sequin are on back order already.
To protect patrons’ privacy, PCS purchases show up on credit card statements under the name Stone Meadows Golf & Driving Range.
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