Joe Biden filed a discrimination suit in US Circuit court today against HeroBuilders.com. The company has manufactured action figures of Obama, McCain and Palin but not Biden. A spokesperson for Senator Biden stated that “The Senator has been in touch with the ACLU and been informed that Hero Builders are clearly violating his civil rights.”
Biden had this to say when reporters interviewed him. “I don’t understand why I’m being ignored in the elec . . . pardon me, the action figure venue. Even John Edwards has a doll and he’s not even on the ballot.”
Representatives of HeroBuilder.com are in talks to settle out of court. An insider said “Hero Builders isn’t willing to commit to a full fledged action figure but may release a Plushie if the Senator is willing to compromise.”