cramergency: stock panic caused by wild-eyed business pundit.
bailouch: headache from watching federal aid go to bankers responsible for causing the mortgage crisis.
bailouse: banker who received federal aid for causing the mortgage crisis.
profitears: what’s running down the face of investors.
chevrong: prediction that oil would now be $200 a barrel.
drillapalooza: gathering of Republican energy advisors.
s’mortgage: a home loan that’s worth less than marshmallows
citigrope: groin massage applied to Congress in return for $300 million
drepression: the point at which the economy is so bad that rappers are unemployed.
reekonomics: odor left behind after your financial advisor leaves.
shrinkedin: looking up former fellow employees in an attempt to figure out why you’re so screwed up now.
AIJesus: short prayer for a bailout.
whybrid: car being designed by company that’s going to go bankrupt anyway
cryPhone: anything you get your child that’s not an iPhone.
berblankie: warm feeling you get while holding your bailout (usually accompanied by thumb-sucking)