Seems the economic turmoil that has so rocked the American Society down to the roots sees no end in sight and the famous guy they hailed as the next big thing that’ll change it all is in for a tougher ride. Seems the nostalgia behind the charm of President Obama is waning after people are finally realizing that there is no easy fix to the economic worry’s he has to deal with. Suffering from one setback to another, such as with his cabinet appointments that have ended in disaster, he faces a tougher year as the people who so loved him start to wake up and feel the heat from all the hype. From to proposed asset plan to the budget(which is estimated to cost trillions), criticism to the effects and cost of all the proposals are getting hits after hits from left and right. It is truly a battle of the wits as people in Congress, the Senate and the White House try to find a solution that has already resulted in many a white strands above the President’s head.
Now on some lighter news, the Clorox company is offering a $5,000 dollar reward for whoever can help with the apprehension of a guy coined as the “Toilet Torcher” who is the bane of PortaPotty’s in San Francisco. Damage that has resulted from his antics has reached $50,000 dollars and he continues to strike fears in the hearts of the poor construction workers amongst many who would suffer greatly, unable to relieve themselves in the many development projects the city over. His identity remains anonymous even as his fame spreads across the country, just hope he has the heart to put an end to his torching days and simply leave the poor potty’s alone to do their smelly jobs. The offer has resulted in the creation of “Potty Patrols”, much to the delight of cash strapped city dwellers.
From the ever popular state of New Jersey in a time when the economy is getting shaken down to its roots, comes news that the state is throwing in the towel with their move to ban genital waxing from its territory. Their efforts were met with tons of angry opposition form the many salon owners for with summer fast approaching, so is bikini season. The state initiated the move after two women contracted infections form Brazilian Bikini Waxing which allows one to, well, bare it all.