10. Don’t Stop ‘Til You Get Enough – Michael Jackson
Enough is no longer enough
9. Take the Money and Run – The Steve Miller Band
Only if you can get it in euros
8. I Shot the Sheriff – Eric Clapton
Not a good idea, unless he sold you your mortgage
7. I Heard It Through the Grapevine – Marvin Gaye
Always check with at least two backup grapevines
6. Jump – Van Halen
No longer an option … office windows don’t open anymore
5. Runaway – Del Shannon
To where … Iceland?
4. Take This Job and Shove It – Johnny Paycheck
Take this medical insurance and … never mind
3. That’s What Friends Are For – Dionne & Friends
Only if your friend is Warren Buffet
2. Manic Monday – Bangles
It’s time we closed the stock markets on Mondays
1. Don’t Worry Be Happy – Bobby McFerrin
Isn’t that what got us in trouble in the first place?