Capitalist Banter

Zune Owners Disappointed When Players Work Again

January 2, 2009

Redmond, WA -- Thousands of people who received Microsoft's 30-gigabyte Zune (motto: “No, Zune is … [Read more...]

December 24, 2008

WASHINGTON, DC -- In an attempt to gain some credibility while explaining where $350 billion of the … [Read more...]

December 23, 2008

HOLLYWOOD, CA -- Actress Scarlett Johansson - famous for her roles in “Ghost World,” “Lost in … [Read more...]

December 22, 2008

While it’s far easier and much more satisfying to look back at the previous year and say “I told you … [Read more...]

December 19, 2008

IRVING, TX -- Gold's Gym International (motto: “If You Sign A Lifetime Contract, It’s Almost Free!”) … [Read more...]

December 18, 2008

NEW YORK—Following the arrest of disgraced Wall Street investor Bernard Madoff for his $50 million … [Read more...]